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operatingroomHarry Potter Non-Canon Ships Comment Ficathon
THE RULES ARE THUS:
1. WHAT MAKES A NON-CANON SHIP? Anything that is not at least one-sided in the books. This means that Snape/Lily is canon, even if she may (or may not) have ever reciprocated. Bellatrix/Voldemort is canon. Lavendar/Ron is canon. Obviously everyone who's married and/or dates is canon. OBHWF is canon, Harry/Cho is canon. Ships that are not stated as fact in the books are not canon. That means UC ships are good, slash is good, femslash is good. For our purposes, we are not counting JKR's interviews as canon. That means that if you wanted to prompt, say, who knows, Hannah/Neville, you could, because it's not in the text itself.
2. You leave a comment with a pairing and a prompt. You respond to prompts that you like. Your prompt must pertain to a non-canon ship. You may specify a character within that ship if you want the fic written from that characters perspective. You may also specify a timeline if you'd like, or if you want it to take place in the movie!verse.
3. When writing fic, put in your title SHIP - TITLE OF FIC (rating optional). This will help us archive if we later archive things. I don't have time to archive anything right now, but if someone wants to volunteer, we can make that happen.
4. LEAVE FEEDBACK. Comments are the lifeblood of the internet.
5. NO WANK. I'll delete your ass. And we're dealing with ships and I am deletion happy, so watch yourself.
6. There will be spoilers for the movie all over this post, I am sure. You have been warned.
7. Promote this if you please. You can use this code:
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They're all uploaded to tinypic, so you can just copy/paste the source code:
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Have fun!
ETA:
effingeden has graciously offered to archive our prompts and fic here. Thanks so much!
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R/Hr/H -- I'm Just A Little Bit Caught In The Middle (4/5)
Date: 2010-11-27 12:30 am (UTC)She creeps upstairs again and sneaks a look into the room that her daughter occupies. There, on the bed that seems to have been transfigured to twice its original size, three bodies are pressed together and each of the boys is gripping one of her daughter’s hands and they’re fast asleep and they look like they’re so scared that they might be torn apart, even in their sleep.
She closes the door and goes back to bed and doesn’t say a thing about it when she comes down the next morning to a delicious breakfast that Harry is making. She’s not sure what to think but she let’s things go on like they do. There’s nothing wrong and Hermione smiles more around the boys than she smiles around her parents.
It’s when Robert comes into the guest bedroom – Hermione’s room – unannounced that things go awry. He walks in on Hermione kissing Harry. Harry, not Ron. The black-haired kid and not the redhead. They don’t notice and he leaves again, pondering what he saw. Maybe Ron and Hermione had broken up?
He casually inquires about mundane things the next day after lunch, when he and Hermione do the dishes while Harry and Ron are outside and tending to the garden and Jean is enjoying the fact she doesn’t have to do anything. He distracts his daughter enough before springing his question on her.
“So, Hermione, which of the boys is your boyfriend?” It’s a seemingly normal question but Hermione is appalled for a moment and squeaks out a high-pitched “Dad!”
“What? I’m just curious. You see –” he begins to explain but Jean interrupts him with a glower that tells him to shut up or else.
“Robert, don’t be nosy. She’ll tell us when she thinks she’s ready,” Jean says, amazingly capable of transmitting all the things she doesn’t say in one perfect glower. For once he’s not fazed by any of it.
Hermione gathers her wits about her and nods to her father, though. She can do this. She knew she would have to tell them at some point. And so she starts, “Let’s sit down and we can talk. It’s – it’s complicated.”
Her father doesn’t like that answer. “I don’t think we need to sit down. Which one is your boyfriend? The redhead or the other one?” The look in his eyes says more than thousand words. He’s not going to let it go. “I don’t mean to push you. I’m only looking out for you.”
“I know that, daddy. It’s –” She tries to find the right words but she can’t even think properly.
“Yes? Is it Ron?” her father prompts.
“Well, sort of?” She replies. Her mother nods her encouragement but her father only raises one eyebrow. It’s in that moment that Harry and Ron come back into the house. The silence is enough to tell them that something is up.
“What’s going on?” Ron looks at each of them, a bit confused until Harry nudges him in the ribs and says, “I think this is about the three of us.”
Hermione and her parents nod and both boys take a step forward and take Hermione’s hands into their own and Robert asks, “Which one of you is her boyfriend? Because I am sorry to say this because it’ll hurt one of you but I’ve seen her kiss both of you and I’ll have none of that in my house.” He expects it to be Ron because Harry hadn’t seemed troubled at all when Ron had kissed his girl way back when. Robert isn’t prepared for what comes next.
It’s Harry who says, “We’re both her boyfriends.”
Hermione gives her boys a loving smile each, Jean gives her a smile to show her support and Robert has to sit down on the sofa.
“Both? But – I don’t understand this.”