I think it has been established that you have a knack for making me swear at the computer because how do you word, but I will never be able to deal with my incandescent joy at:

It startles her, this brand new thing about him borne of a belief in what she confessed. She thought she knew everything there was to know about this man, and, yet, here they are with something entirely new.

Uggghhhh life ruining shipper poet tbh.