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Harry Potter Non-Canon Ships Comment Ficathon

THE RULES ARE THUS:

1. WHAT MAKES A NON-CANON SHIP? Anything that is not at least one-sided in the books. This means that Snape/Lily is canon, even if she may (or may not) have ever reciprocated. Bellatrix/Voldemort is canon. Lavendar/Ron is canon. Obviously everyone who's married and/or dates is canon. OBHWF is canon, Harry/Cho is canon. Ships that are not stated as fact in the books are not canon. That means UC ships are good, slash is good, femslash is good. For our purposes, we are not counting JKR's interviews as canon. That means that if you wanted to prompt, say, who knows, Hannah/Neville, you could, because it's not in the text itself.

2. You leave a comment with a pairing and a prompt. You respond to prompts that you like. Your prompt must pertain to a non-canon ship. You may specify a character within that ship if you want the fic written from that characters perspective. You may also specify a timeline if you'd like, or if you want it to take place in the movie!verse.

3. When writing fic, put in your title SHIP - TITLE OF FIC (rating optional). This will help us archive if we later archive things. I don't have time to archive anything right now, but if someone wants to volunteer, we can make that happen.

4. LEAVE FEEDBACK. Comments are the lifeblood of the internet.

5. NO WANK. I'll delete your ass. And we're dealing with ships and I am deletion happy, so watch yourself.

6. There will be spoilers for the movie all over this post, I am sure. You have been warned.

7. Promote this if you please. You can use this code:

For text link:

In the image code box, you can use any of the banners below or the lead banner at the top of the post.

They're all uploaded to tinypic, so you can just copy/paste the source code:

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If you want to make your own banner, please post it here.

Have fun!

ETA:

effingeden has graciously offered to archive our prompts and fic here. Thanks so much!

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James gave up trying to stop Sirius’ hands roving and scrabbled for his pocked, then jammed the tip of his wand into Sirius’ cheek. “Get. Off.”

Sirius stilled instantly. “Uh…”

“I’m not being funny, but if you value your looks you should get your hand off my crotch.” The hand obliged. James pointed his wand away, jaw still clenched.

Sirius eased back slightly, looking more lost and forlorn than he had when he’d run away from home.

The fire’s crackle was the only sound for several moments. It bullied James into speaking, though he hardly knew what could be said that would make any of this all right. “Look. If I were, I don’t know, put together differently, or if you were, I’d be all over you.” Dark eyes snapped onto his, confusion and hurt still making them clouded. “I can see how you have more girls after you than there are after me. I mean, you’re good looking. But, more than that. It’s your personality. You’re the most amazing person I’ve met in my life. I don’t know how to be without you. And, if I could, I would be as much yours as anyone can belong to another person. I don’t know if that makes any sense, but… fuck. I’m making this worse. I am less gay than… than Lily’s sister is a wizard!”

Sirius blinked. “Hm. Thought it was worth a try. Peter’s gonna win that stupid bet, then.” With a lot less reluctance than James had been braced for, Sirius rolled off him to sprawl on the hearthrug.

“Bet?” he echoed.

Sirius hummed again. “I said I could get in anyone’s knickers. He said I couldn’t get in yours. If your jeans were an inch looser…” He sighed. “Little prat’s going to gloat for a week.”

Don't apologise, this was brilliant! I absolutely loved it and burst into a huge grin the moment this fill appeared in my inbox. <3

I especially loved all the little bits of Sirius being compared to a dog, and there were lines that made me laugh rather too loudly for my sister trying to sleep next door.

I was giggling the whole way through this; it was awesome and so much better than anything I could have written! :D

HARRY POTTER NON-CANON SHIPS COMMENT FICATHON

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