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anythingbutgrey ([personal profile] anythingbutgrey) wrote2010-11-23 02:27 pm

HARRY POTTER NON-CANON SHIPS COMMENT FICATHON




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Harry Potter Non-Canon Ships Comment Ficathon


THE RULES ARE THUS:

1. WHAT MAKES A NON-CANON SHIP? Anything that is not at least one-sided in the books. This means that Snape/Lily is canon, even if she may (or may not) have ever reciprocated. Bellatrix/Voldemort is canon. Lavendar/Ron is canon. Obviously everyone who's married and/or dates is canon. OBHWF is canon, Harry/Cho is canon. Ships that are not stated as fact in the books are not canon. That means UC ships are good, slash is good, femslash is good. For our purposes, we are not counting JKR's interviews as canon. That means that if you wanted to prompt, say, who knows, Hannah/Neville, you could, because it's not in the text itself.

2. You leave a comment with a pairing and a prompt. You respond to prompts that you like. Your prompt must pertain to a non-canon ship. You may specify a character within that ship if you want the fic written from that characters perspective. You may also specify a timeline if you'd like, or if you want it to take place in the movie!verse.

3. When writing fic, put in your title SHIP - TITLE OF FIC (rating optional). This will help us archive if we later archive things. I don't have time to archive anything right now, but if someone wants to volunteer, we can make that happen.

4. LEAVE FEEDBACK. Comments are the lifeblood of the internet.

5. NO WANK. I'll delete your ass. And we're dealing with ships and I am deletion happy, so watch yourself.

6. There will be spoilers for the movie all over this post, I am sure. You have been warned.

7. Promote this if you please. You can use this code:

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Have fun!

ETA:

[livejournal.com profile] effingeden has graciously offered to archive our prompts and fic here. Thanks so much!

[identity profile] marketchippie.livejournal.com 2010-11-25 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Bellatrix/Snape - you have to mean it.

[identity profile] anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com 2010-11-25 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS. HER TRAINING HIM TO KILL. OF COURSE SHE WOULD.

hoeufhao

Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] eleusis-walks.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Amid all the tension in the air, the press of her mouth against his earlobe is a stark point of focus. She's whispering to him, thickly-painted lips -- dark green, an affectation she already sported when he met her at Hogwarts; it was his first year, her last -- forming syllables he knows are coming. "Come now, Severus. Put some force into it."

The Muggle tied to a chair before him (Sarah Dawson, 47, of Leeds) can't say anything through its gag, but has started to cry. He is nineteen years old.

Snape lets her guide his hand, points his wand at the Muggle again, and closes his eyes. Opens them. CRUCIO and there's a crackle in the air and the Muggle screams loud enough that no gag could quiet it, and Bellatrix. Laughs.

She is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life -- in the physical sense, at least. She has the kind of face that men write poetry about, the kind of hair that Witch Weekly depicts in advertisements for colouring charms, the kind of body that is usually found only in statuary.

As she leans over him now, guiding his hand, breathing against his neck, it takes everything in him to stop his blood from rushing down low. He grips the wand tighter and tighter, until his knuckles turn white.

Two more shocks to the Muggle's shivering frame, and Snape tries not to look in its eyes. Doesn't like what he sees in there, isn't sure he has the coldness in him to watch, not yet anyway, and Bellatrix lays an ivory-skinned hand over his heart. "Better, Severus," she coos. Her other hand remains clasped about his wrist, keeping the wand steady.

"I hope," he manages to say, "that you find my skills satisfactory, Mrs. Lestrange." He calls her this because he has to, because the taste of her perfume is in his nose, the smell of her in his mouth, he's suffused with her and he can't want her, can't desire her for any number of reasons. The fact that she's married is the least important of these, but it's the only one he can voice aloud, so he does.

Bellatrix plants a little kiss under his ear. "Quite, dear heart. Quite. Now... finish it."

The chill down his spine matches the fire pooling in his groin, and he hesitates. She feels it. The Muggle is convulsing within its bonds, tear-stained face twisted in a rictus of agony, and Snape locks eyes with it. He says the words, and nothing happens.

She chuckles, softly, and the hand over his heart moves to his stomach, pressing hard against his diaphragm. "Take a deep breath," Bellatrix murmurs. "You have to mean it."

The Muggle doesn't understand, and looks at him with big dull cow's eyes, and he thinks of red hair and green eyes and all the things he'll never have, and Mrs. Lestrange's hand keeps moving down, down, down, grips the hardness he's been unable to prevent, and he says the words again and this time. He means them.
Edited 2010-11-27 07:12 (UTC)

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] marketchippie.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck me, this is stunning.

YOU WRITE THE SEXIEST DARK SHIT, C.

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] eleusis-walks.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT MY BRAIN JUST PRODUCES THE MOST FUCKED UP SEXY SHIT IDEK

also this prompt was fucking stunning so how could i not

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
god this is fantastic

you can just feel bellatrix in all of it, hovering over you, your sense of expressing physicality is perfection

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] eleusis-walks.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
aw thank you bb ♥

i wanted her to be kind of smothering to the reader, so i am glad that came across.

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] hyacinthian.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
this is so so stunning. how did i miss this? you win all the cookies.

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] eleusis-walks.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you bb!

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] knopflergroupie.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy fucking wow. I can't stop rereading this.

I just...I can hear her (not the actress, just her) and see this and...oh God, that's she's Mrs. Lestrange...I can't put into words how wildly perfect this ficlet is.

Re: Bellatrix/Snape; you have to mean it

[identity profile] eleusis-walks.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!