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Harry Potter Non-Canon Ships Comment Ficathon

THE RULES ARE THUS:

1. WHAT MAKES A NON-CANON SHIP? Anything that is not at least one-sided in the books. This means that Snape/Lily is canon, even if she may (or may not) have ever reciprocated. Bellatrix/Voldemort is canon. Lavendar/Ron is canon. Obviously everyone who's married and/or dates is canon. OBHWF is canon, Harry/Cho is canon. Ships that are not stated as fact in the books are not canon. That means UC ships are good, slash is good, femslash is good. For our purposes, we are not counting JKR's interviews as canon. That means that if you wanted to prompt, say, who knows, Hannah/Neville, you could, because it's not in the text itself.

2. You leave a comment with a pairing and a prompt. You respond to prompts that you like. Your prompt must pertain to a non-canon ship. You may specify a character within that ship if you want the fic written from that characters perspective. You may also specify a timeline if you'd like, or if you want it to take place in the movie!verse.

3. When writing fic, put in your title SHIP - TITLE OF FIC (rating optional). This will help us archive if we later archive things. I don't have time to archive anything right now, but if someone wants to volunteer, we can make that happen.

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6. There will be spoilers for the movie all over this post, I am sure. You have been warned.

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ETA:

effingeden has graciously offered to archive our prompts and fic here. Thanks so much!

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Ginny Weasley/Neville Longbottom - ode to divorce

not sure this is what you had in mind but oh well.

***

They are older and they are failures and they are drinking. Seriously drinking now. Seventh-year students enter the pub and look at them with a mixture of amusement and embarrassment. Fuck them Ginny says when Neville looks uncomfortable enough with those glances that he suggests leaving. It's shocking for him, hearing Ginny Potter (but remember, not anymore, she says and orders another round, Ginny Weasley does, plain Weasley again) swear like this – they know each other since they were kids, the swearing will never sound right.

But she is right: fuck those Hogwarts students and their youth and their hormones and their unjaded fucking beauty. Yes, Ginny and Neville are older and failures and divorced but at least misery loves company.

`What's wrong with me?´ She wonders out loud, the ws coming out with real difficulty now that she is already with her third Firewhisky.

(Nothing is what's wrong with her, if you ask Neville, from where he is standing now, and that's probably and mostly the drinks speaking here but he even thinks the way her ws come out, all long and dizzy, are cute now, and she is wearing her hair longer than he's seen her and her legs are so long)

`What do you mean, what's wrong with you?´

`I was married to the most famous wizard in history. Am I so impossible that even that can't work?´

Neville shakes his head dramatically.

`At least you have that pressure as excuse. I had the perfect, boring, perfectly boring life I wanted. What is wrong with me?´

Ginny reaches and runs her hand through his head – half clumsily seductive half sister-like, ruffling.

`There's nothing wrong with you either. How could be? You are... Neville.´

Well, there's that, he thinks, not sure if it's a compliment or just pathetic. Then Ginny holds up her glass and Neville thinks she is going to say something along the lines of “well, they don't know what they are missing” or some such hollow words of encouragement. But she doesn't. She seems to change her mind and she puts the glass down again and she sort of falls forward in her seat and holds on to Neville, for balance it seems at first, and then they are kissing.

They are kissing. Seriously kissing now.

There's no way he can not be thinking about how mere days ago Ginny's name was Potter.

But then he can feel her tongue touch the roof of his mouth and her hand coming to rest casually on his thigh and he is not thinking about what her name was at all; if somebody saw them... Neville is suddenly glad The Daily Prophet closed ages ago because this would surely make the cover.

This is exactly what I had in mind. ♥

Ha ha, so glad to hear that.

This is wonderful. You've captured Neville particularly well. I love it.

All of a sudden I'm totally obsessed with this pairing! Awesome work -- I love it!

Awesome sauce.

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