HARRY POTTER NON-CANON SHIPS COMMENT FICATHON

[anythingbutgrey]

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Harry Potter Non-Canon Ships Comment Ficathon

THE RULES ARE THUS:

1. WHAT MAKES A NON-CANON SHIP? Anything that is not at least one-sided in the books. This means that Snape/Lily is canon, even if she may (or may not) have ever reciprocated. Bellatrix/Voldemort is canon. Lavendar/Ron is canon. Obviously everyone who's married and/or dates is canon. OBHWF is canon, Harry/Cho is canon. Ships that are not stated as fact in the books are not canon. That means UC ships are good, slash is good, femslash is good. For our purposes, we are not counting JKR's interviews as canon. That means that if you wanted to prompt, say, who knows, Hannah/Neville, you could, because it's not in the text itself.

2. You leave a comment with a pairing and a prompt. You respond to prompts that you like. Your prompt must pertain to a non-canon ship. You may specify a character within that ship if you want the fic written from that characters perspective. You may also specify a timeline if you'd like, or if you want it to take place in the movie!verse.

3. When writing fic, put in your title SHIP - TITLE OF FIC (rating optional). This will help us archive if we later archive things. I don't have time to archive anything right now, but if someone wants to volunteer, we can make that happen.

4. LEAVE FEEDBACK. Comments are the lifeblood of the internet.

5. NO WANK. I'll delete your ass. And we're dealing with ships and I am deletion happy, so watch yourself.

6. There will be spoilers for the movie all over this post, I am sure. You have been warned.

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Comments

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T TAKE IT. I FEEL LIKE IT'S SO EASY TO IMAGINE RON AS A HUSBAND BUT SO DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE HERMIONE AS A WIFE. IDGAF WHO SHE'S MARRYING, I CANNOT IMAGINE THAT WOMAN WITH CHILDREN, AND A HUSBAND, AND A WHITE PICKET MAGICALLY DEFENDED FENCE. I CAN'T. AND IF I'M HAVING IDENTITY CRISES OVER IT, SURELY HARRY IS AS WELL.

plus, his two best friends getting married. you can't convince me the boy wouldn't have some trouble with that, especially since he didn't see it coming until book six when it was placed directly in front of his face. emotional fucking idiot. favorite person.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

♥ ♥ ♥

[chipping.livejournal.com]

PLEASE PLEASE DO. THIS WOULD MAKE MY DAY YEAR LIFE. MY LIFE.

because, it's so sad, they have kids and they grow up and things are NEVER THE SAME AGAIN. and you're my favorite writer. ever. so PLEASE.

(PSS HIIII!!! I HAVE MISSED YOU. I'VE BEEN SO BUSY BUT I MISSED YOU SOOOO.)

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

i think i will. i have plots and plans. always with these children.

and then with the children -- i worry. i always worry. i don't know how harry would handle that, him in one home, them in another. sometimes i think the only way for them to work is if they all live in one giant mansion together.

you're my favorite writer. ever

OH MY JESUS STOP IT. STOP. I LOVE YOU.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[deadduck008.livejournal.com]

ASDF;LKASJDF;LAKJSDF YES YES YES. MOAAAAAR.

omg these two and kitchen conversations make my heart swell. YES PROMISE.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

ALWAYS IN THE KITCHEN. IT'S JUST. KITCHENS. IT PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[deadduck008.livejournal.com]

I SWEAR, everything I have ever wanted to write about h/hr is contained in a kitchen, in winter, them alone, children gone.

absolutely.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

it's just so easy. idk what it is about kitchens. maybe it's that kim addonizio poem. kitchen!fic in my head always takes place in my grandmother's kitchen. always. with the garden out back and the rocks up the hill and the yellow windows with the flowers painted on.

always.

also these kids are dedicated to winter. it is their fucking season, and always has been. so much christmas fic exists for this reason.

[poppypickle.livejournal.com]

LOL to all of this. Her songs are so infinitely singable it's not even funny. I adore her.

(I wish I had a T-Swift icon like WHOA.)

[poppypickle.livejournal.com]

*jumps onboard the comment bandwagon and starts a chant*

Do it do it do it do it!

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[deadduck008.livejournal.com]

hahaha, omg, it is always my best friend from elementary school's kitchen (IDK WHY, SHIPPING HAS NO REASON).

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

LOL I LOVE THAT WE HAVE SPECIFIC KITCHENS.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[deadduck008.livejournal.com]

LOL WE ARE THE BEST.

YES.

do you ever look at your fic and wonder if you've written it all? if you've exhausted your personal canon? because sometimes I want to write something and then I'm like NO! I have already put them in that kitchen! at that time! because there are certain time frames and scenes that I am in love with and keep wanting to return to.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

yes yes yes. yes. like, how many versions of post-war h/hr can i write or are they all the same thing?

i say go back. we have to go back, kate.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[deadduck008.livejournal.com]

LULZ.

WE CAN FIX THIS.

Re: harry/hermione - my heart is holding onto you

[sweet-iolanthe.livejournal.com]

i know what you mean. sometimes i want to imagine hermione's relationship with her children and idk. i can't picture it right. but she always has books. books to give to them and rose and hugo know their shit before they go to hogwarts. and sometimes they like, other times they don't. these kids. so many emotions about mother, seriously. need fic, now.

BUUUT. you just reminded me of the epilogue and how hermione doesn't even talk to harry. HERMIONE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO HARRY OR ANYONE AND IT'S JUST STANDING THERE AND WTF. WTF.

ugh. idk. i might be messing w/ canon but i'm pretty sure she just says bye to the kids. and i can't. i can't take. i need some fic of this moment, too.

[sweet-iolanthe.livejournal.com]

uhm. duh. i had to. you know i had to. STARSSS just runs my life. more so when we're talking about our kids.
just.

reread those lyrics and tell me it doesn't scream hhr?! THE ENTIRE ALBUM IS H/HR.

[chipping.livejournal.com]

i don't know how harry would handle that, him in one home, them in another. sometimes i think the only way for them to work is if they all live in one giant mansion together.

YES. THIS.

i have this secret thing about them that i always thought that maybe they all lived together after the war and it was kind of like a harry/hermione/ron thing. you know, but they never talked about it after the fact. BECAUSE HEROES DON'T HAVE THREESOMES. OR DO THEY?

or maybe they had a thirty-minute sitcom much like How I Met Your Mother and they have this weird, weird romantic dynamic which would be humorous and sad and so sad and ANGSTY.

obviously, you have hit a subject i've needed to talk about for awhile now. I'M SORRY FOR RANTAGE.

also, I WILL NOT STOP. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

GIRL YOU ARE IN GOOD COMPANY WHY DO YOU THINK THIS FICATHON EXISTS?

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

luna/hermione, i've seen all the demons that you've got

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

harry/hermione, and all my time is yours as much as mine / we never have enough time to show our love

Re: ron weasley/mary cattermole ; photographs ; pg

[onetraveller.livejournal.com]

ngjkshd ajkhs fdjkhf!

ahhh! oh my god, I cannot thank you enough for writing this, it's more than I imagined could be - this is sheer perfection - just BEAUTIFULLY written! I love it and the train station - you my dear have single-handedly turned the epilogue around for me. This was beautiful, thank you thank you thank you ♥

[onetraveller.livejournal.com]

i have this secret thing about them that i always thought that maybe they all lived together after the war and it was kind of like a harry/hermione/ron thing. you know, but they never talked about it after the fact. BECAUSE HEROES DON'T HAVE THREESOMES. OR DO THEY?

BRB RE-EVALUATING EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VERSE AND EVERYTHING AFTER nghhhh this makes me so happyyyyy.

[onetraveller.livejournal.com]

... DO IT. DO IT.

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

luna/hermione, and the dust from ruined cornfields caught in my eyes / and my mind is empty and my heart is pure